1. You do not own a single T-shirt that doesn't have a fictional character on it!
2. You have a habit of referring to your morning erection as "Power Pole Extend!!"
3. You don't own a single book that doesn't have pictures on every single page.
4. While being intimate with your girlfriend,you have this pesky habit of yelling,"Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!"..at the end.
5. You have more animation on your DVR,then TV shows and films combined.
6. You'll spend more than an hour defending your favorite anime series in public.
7. You shop at an anime store more than you do at the grocery store.
8. Almost nothing phases you.. but if anybody calls anime, a cartoon...you lose your mind.
9. You fuss how the simpsons never get older, but joyously watch as goku stays 10 years younger then gohan.
10. You do not like dubbed anime because its not to authentic. But you're too lazy to learn Japanese and rather read the words that wasn't in the anime to begin with!